Similar to the beloved Christmas classic Up On The Housetop, but a little different to reflect the speeding habits of Santa Claus.
lyrics
Up on the housetop reindeer pause
Out pops good old Santa Claus.
Down through the chimney, with lots of toys,
all for the little one’s christmas joys
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go.
Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go,
Up on the housetop, click, click, click;
Down through the chimney with old Saint Nick.
When Santa saw me he tried to flee,
I tackled him near the christmas tree
I said “your speed I must inhibit!”
Whammo for youse here’s a speedin ticket”
Whoa, whoa whoa!! Please keep it slow
Whoa, whoa whoa!! Please keep it slow
Get offa my roof now, get, get, get
Stop causin trouble you speedin Saint Nick.
Santa said “But Sock it’s Christmas Eve”
To do my job I gotta speed”
I said “Well that’s just too bad”
And tore another ticket from my pad
Whoa, whoa whoa!! Please keep it slow
Whoa, whoa whoa!! Please keep it slow
Get offa my roof now, get, get, get
Stop causin trouble you speedin Saint Nick.
