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Christmas At A Reasonable Speed

by Sock Cop

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Up on the housetop reindeer pause Out pops good old Santa Claus. Down through the chimney, with lots of toys, all for the little one’s christmas joys Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go. Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go, Up on the housetop, click, click, click; Down through the chimney with old Saint Nick. When Santa saw me he tried to flee, I tackled him near the christmas tree I said “your speed I must inhibit!” Whammo for youse here’s a speedin ticket” Whoa, whoa whoa!! Please keep it slow Whoa, whoa whoa!! Please keep it slow Get offa my roof now, get, get, get Stop causin trouble you speedin Saint Nick. Santa said “But Sock it’s Christmas Eve” To do my job I gotta speed” I said “Well that’s just too bad” And tore another ticket from my pad Whoa, whoa whoa!! Please keep it slow Whoa, whoa whoa!! Please keep it slow Get offa my roof now, get, get, get Stop causin trouble you speedin Saint Nick.
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Here is a Christmas album for you to enjoy! Hope you celebrate the holidays at a reasonable speed, and don't be speedin'! Play this real loud at your Christmas party and confuse everyone! Sock Cop loves you, smooches for youse!

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released December 24, 2016

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Sock Cop Mobile, Alabama

A sock, who is a cop, who sometimes sings and stuff too.

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